Filmed Friday, June 20, 2025
IN THIS EPISODE: This week on the General Hospital Snark Snarkcast, we dive headfirst into the chaos with Episode 39—because Port Charles is still the most corrupt little town on daytime TV, and we’re still obsessed.
We start with the exciting news about David’s (Snark, Jr.) new project, Butterfly, with Daniel Dae Kim, which has us hopeful about competent storytelling happening somewhere. Meanwhile, Sidwell’s plot is finally heating up, and while we love a man with ambition, did he really need the judge in his pocket? Mama drops a few Plot Whispers, and the Daisy situation is looking… kidnap-y.
Speaking of potential disasters, we tackle Jordan and Isaiah’s maybe-most-likely-not-romance, Portia’s PR problem, and the return of the Blame & Guilt Trope™. Seriously, GH writers, buy a new trope. Also, what is happening with Grumpy Cat Gio and Sad Boi Dante? Someone please hand them both a cookie and a better storyline.
Sasha needs to be a single mom, Sonny keeps almost-leaving the mob like it’s a gym membership, and Liz, Krissie, and Ric are wandering through drama with no map. Oh, and the adoption storyline? Let’s just say it’s not the tribute adopted kids deserve. Also, will it ever end?
We mourn the continued absence of Julian Jerome, talk about our love for Lucas and Marco, and wonder what alternate universe birthed the charisma vacuum known as Cody. But hey, even Drew is starting to look interesting in comparison. He's still Eww Drew, but at least he's something new!
Also: murder mystery tease? Don’t hold your breath. GH has no idea how to end a story unless it’s with a spontaneous coma or a random trip to Amsterdam.
Our Characters of the Week bring a flicker of hope, we drop a soap recommendation (go binge Another World on YouTube—you’re welcome), and we close with Text Messages from Wicked Stepmother.
Share this post